Chow!
I've just returned from my first trip to Rome and, like most things in life, it didn't exactly go according to plan. Recently, I have been trying to improve my time management skills, as I figure out how to juggle working full time, taking an online class, training for a half marathon, AND watching seasons eight and nine of The Office! Somehow there is ALWAYS time for The Office; online class, not so much. Anywho, I had three main goals I wanted to accomplish for this Italian layover: take in the sights of the city, run six miles, and use the phrase 'When In Rome' as much as possible!
According to several different articles I found on Google, one of the first steps in time management is learning to multi task. Perhaps, the mere fact that I took the time to Google time management skills says something about my lack of time management skills.
So armed with my new found knowledge, I decided I would go for a run in the city! Three stones, one bird!?
In order to actually reach the city center, I had to take a forty minute shuttle bus ride, provided by my hotel. The majority of my fellow bus mates were seniors, and I'm not talking about high school here, who, complete with umbrellas, cameras, and maps galore, fit the stereotypical tourist description to a tee. I, on the other hand, decked out in my Saucony running shoes, headphones, and moisture wicking attire from head to toe, stepped onto the bus appearing more ready for the 2013 European Marathon Party of One, rather than a relaxed day of knee slappin', fanny packin', site seein' fun!
Feeling slightly uncomfortable and out of place, I sat down in a seat towards the front and reminded myself that in just a few short minutes I'd be out on a run in a major international city, and "my people" would be there as well. Sure, we don't always know each other or speak the same language, but we're runners, we're in the same club. We pass by one another with ear buds attached to the sides of our head and share a nod. The nod always translates in every language to mean, "Hey, good to see ya, buddy ol pal! Nice work! Keep it up!"
Forty minutes later, the bus pulls up a few blocks short of the Coliseum, AKA the tourist capitol of the world. I jump off the bus eager to get my run on, and immediately I feel like I'm a subject on Sesame Street's segment of One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other....and I'm the other!
As I attempted to bob and weave on cobblestone streets through never ending guided tour groups, it was made very apparent early on that running six miles in these highly congested areas just wasn't gonna happen! With no running buddies in sight, I resolved to just chill the heck out and walked a few blocks until I reached the famous Coliseum.
The entire structure was incredible! I would have loved to have taken the guided tour that included access to the inside of the amphitheater, but unfortunately traveling the globe, seeing cities 24 hours at a time doesn't always allow for the guided tour option. Instead, I walked around the edge of the building a few times, stole peaks inside, and determined, that yes, it did indeed look old. Before I left the grounds, I shamelessly asked another non camera stealing looking tourist to snap a selfie for me.
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| In Case You Can't Find The Coliseum, I Took The Liberty of Pointing It Out For You |
After studying a souvenir shop map that I was pretending to be contemplating purchasing, I discovered that Villa Borghese Garden was close by and contained several jogging paths. Exiting the store, I set out for run attempt two. My timing was obviously impeccable as thirty seconds into the run the skies opened up and a torrential down poor occurred! Naturally, I had to seek shelter from the rain. The first form of shelter I found just so happened to be an authentic pizzeria. Ok, maybe it was the third form of shelter I found, but who's counting?

Clearly, after downing this entire fungi and sausage pizza, I was in no condition for running, thus I finally threw in the towel and decided to scratch any running plans for the rest of the day. While I tossed my running plans, unfortunately I was stuck with the running clothes. You think I'm being slightly dramatic about NO ONE else in the entire city wearing similar attire? The Italian waiter even made the effort to make fun of my large Garmin watch through broken English, "You are able to speak to the men in the outer space with this?"
Hardy Haaaaaar Haaaaaar Har
The shuttle back to the hotel departed every two hours, and since my late unplanned lunch lasted longer than unexpected, I missed my bus, and had an hour and a half left in the city.
Life as a flight attendant is weird for 105,304 reasons, but one of the strangest things is randomly bumping into your co workers all over the world. Just as I was leaving the pizzeria, I spotted Charlotte, a co worker from France who I had flown with before, standing on a street corner taking pictures of an ancient building. Since we were both catching the same bus back to the hotel, we decided to wander the streets together, and had a great afternoon talking and walking down the side streets of Rome.
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Streets of Rome
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Before heading back to the bus we stumbled upon an outdoor café. This place served every type of pastry imaginable, and I'm fairly certain I consumed well over 500 calories by just smelling them!
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| Pastries. Yes, please! |
In Italy, it's illegal to enter into a pastry shop and not buy something (at least those are the rules I chose to follow), so I settled on a lemon tart topped with blueberries and a Caffe Americano! It was healthy. Because it had blueberries. Blueberries are a fruit. Fruit equals healthy! It does, ok ?!?!
While I was slightly disappointed I didn't get my run in, actually I was more disappointed I didn't get to listen to my sweet playlist I titled Running In Rome, complete with Dean Martin's That's Amore and Mambo Italiano, it was still a pretty cool trip. However, if I continue this practice of replacing six mile training runs with trips to the pizzeria, I may be in trouble, but hey, when in Rome....
"When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that's amore..."
Good luck getting THAT one out of your head! =)
Have a good one everybody!